We're like a lot better than the average bears
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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