You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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