I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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