wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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