Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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