All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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