If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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