friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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