Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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