they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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