We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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