Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I can't put those talents on a resume
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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