Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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