Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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