So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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