no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
