YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm getting married
To pizza
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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