Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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