Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
As shirtless as possible
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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