Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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