you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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