If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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