Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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