so that wasnt chicken after all
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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