My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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