Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
So. Much. Porn.
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