worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
