so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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