We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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