Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You are a genius and a whore.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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