no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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