It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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