I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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