that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Ladies don't puke and tell
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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