Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
