so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
