My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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