Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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