Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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