dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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