Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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