The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
