problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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