do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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