remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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