just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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