He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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