But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My pussy is not your playground.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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