Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
