Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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