WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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